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TRULY A MAN OF THE CHAIR
Or: How you learned to stop worrying and love the Yang
Created on 2005-04-07 00:28:52 (#6716143), last updated 2008-01-19
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Basic Info BioYang's bio is here.
It's made of many haikus.
Where is your God now?
Yang is very old.
At least Eighteenth century.
Roffle, just kidding.
He is too awesome.
It threatens to destroy him.
Yet he still lives on.
What? Potato Snacks?!
Where has Chetner gone off to?
Hey, Damien's here.
I love the fun juice.
The Apache Chief's in town.
I say 'Inuk Chuk!'
Playgrounds are playgrounds.
But when you are not sober,
Future looks shitty.
This part lacks ideas.
Here have some syllables, man.
Waka daka dee.
Yang doesn't want more.
I leave you, right about now.
The funk soul brother.
That was pretty fun
Why? I hear you asking. Well,
Ten minutes ago
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
The license plate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby 'Yo, holmes smell ya later!'
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
Bit unrelated...
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This is the real end.
But first, the standard banner.
It's Sloganizer.
It's made of many haikus.
Where is your God now?
Yang is very old.
At least Eighteenth century.
Roffle, just kidding.
He is too awesome.
It threatens to destroy him.
Yet he still lives on.
What? Potato Snacks?!
Where has Chetner gone off to?
Hey, Damien's here.
I love the fun juice.
The Apache Chief's in town.
I say 'Inuk Chuk!'
Playgrounds are playgrounds.
But when you are not sober,
Future looks shitty.
This part lacks ideas.
Here have some syllables, man.
Waka daka dee.
Yang doesn't want more.
I leave you, right about now.
The funk soul brother.
That was pretty fun
Why? I hear you asking. Well,
Ten minutes ago
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
The license plate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby 'Yo, holmes smell ya later!'
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
Bit unrelated...
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This is the real end.
But first, the standard banner.
It's Sloganizer.
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